Allow myself to introduce……myself!February 24, 2012Hello! Well, that didn’t go as well as I expectedMarch 11, 2012As soon as my entry to Routeburn was confirmed I bought a book on trail running online then went to Rebel Sport and got some trail running shoes and a camelbak. When it comes to running on anything other than asphalt and concrete, I am a virgin. I have always been a street strider, a pavement pounder, a footpath fella. I’ve also been known to go overboard with alliteration. This trail running was going to take a bit more foreward planning than what I was used to. I’d have to drive to a start point rather than just lace up and go but I found the idea of that quite exciting. I Googled trail runs in theAucklandarea then loosely planned a run the next morning out at a place called Woodhill forest, about a 20 minute drive from home. I drove out early the next morning. As soon as I hit the part of the road where I was surrounded by towering pine trees I knew I was at my destination. I had no idea really of what I was doing or where exactly I was going. I’m sure there is a big car park and proper entry point somewhere that trail runners know and use but I sure as hell didn’t know where that place was. Plus, I’m a runner. I like the freedom and spontaneity of taking a new road or changing my mind on a whim if I so please. So as soon as I saw an entry point into the forest from the main road I parked up on the gravel bay alongside it. The plan was simple. I was just going to run out for 10km then turn around and go back again. Just a nice easy 20km in a brand new environment. With my brand new Camelpak on and my earbuds in I started running while listening to a new album I had loaded onto my iPhone from a band called The Black Keys. I was in heaven. Immediately I could see what the fuss was all about. I have never found road running boring, this seems to be a complaint that most trail runners have. But there was no doubt that road running was pretty mundane compared to this! I ripped through the 10km, sipping on water from time to time from my hydration system. “Was I supposed to wash this out before using it?” I wondered. It was the most rubbery tasting water I’ve ever had. But that was of little concern. I was running with a smile. I had it all- Great music, a soft surface to run on, beautiful smells of Christmas trees all around me, no cars reversing out of driveways. In fact, I felt like I had this entire forest all to myself. I pretty much did. I did not come across another human being. I turned around to run back to my car and that is when I had my, “oh shit, you are an idiot” moment. By the way, I have these moments fairly often so it did not come as any great surprise to me or anyone who knows me. You see, on the 10km run out I had avoided taking any of the un-signposted turn offs. I thought that if I just run out on one road I will just be able to run back the same way. But this is where the problem lies- on the way back these forks on the forest road all looked the same so it was impossible to tell which road I had run down earlier and which was the turn off. I suppose this is a perk of road running- there are always landmarks to help you get home. I ran along the forest trying to stick to the same road I covered earlier. I was not panicking at all. I was confident I was on the same track. And I was still enjoying the experience and the views. Then, the inevitable happened. I got to 19km and started to accept that my internal compass had failed me. I kept running in the same direction anyway, just in case. But sure enough I got to 20km and my car was nowhere insight. I was deep in the middle of the forest. I took my headphones off and listened for cars. If I could hear cars it would suggest the road is nearby. I heard nothing. The pure silence was terrifying. I switched on my iPhone and thought the mapping and GPS apps may help me out- no signal. At this point I think I said a sentence out loud, one rather offensive word over and over five times. I turned around and ran back hoping to see a turn off that looked vaguely familiar. NOTHING. It was all the same- ferns, gravel, pine trees. I was getting tired now. 20km would be my longest run of the year so far in my build up to Routeburn. I was not really equipped or prepared for anything more than 20. After 26km of running, thinking, analysing turn offs and listening for sounds, I came to a solution. From a high peak I could seeAucklandsky tower far in the distance (thank god for inner city, man-made landmarks!!). From seeing the tower I knew which direction I had to run in to eventually make it back to the road (and hopefully my bloody car). The plan worked….kind of. I eventually hit the road then had to guess if my car would be to the left or the right. I sensed it would be the right so started jogging and walking in that direction. By now my watch read 29km. I was rooted. I told myself that at 30km I would stop admit utter defeat and stop in the first farm house I ran past to ask for assistance. Fortunately, it did not come to that! One more hill, one more blind bend and there my car was. I have never been so happy to see a 7 year oldFordTerritorywith high mileage in all my life. Since then, I have been doing any off road stuff around Corwell park (One tree hill). There is a 6km lap around the outskirts of the park which is all off road. Its giving me some trail experience with no chance of getting myself into a hopeless Bear Grylls situation. From the more experienced I would love to know what to do here- whats the scret? How do you know you are on the right track? I thought maybe I should take some coloured clothes pegs and drop one every couple of k’s? Is that a good idea or just plain embarrassing? Love to know your thoughts and methods: Dom@theedge.co.nz
Two Legs on One Tree HillMarch 20, 2012I am a convert to off road running. “Cornwall Park is the legacy of Sir John Logan Campbell. Originally the land was a farm owned by him. Upon his return from Italy in the 1880s he intended to build a great family residence on the slopes of the hill and planted many trees including olives on the slopes. By about 1900 he realised that Auckland’s suburbs were spreading at an alarming rate and he decided to leave the Greenlane property to the city as a park. Parts of the park, about 120 hectares (296.5 acres), are still run as a farm today, providing Aucklanders with access to an example of rural life in the heart of the city. There is a path worn through the grass around the perimter of the park and each lap is about 5-6km long. So it is pretty easy to do 3-4 laps and give yourself a decent trail run right in the heart of Auckland. THE DUAL 21KM TRAIL RUNMarch 25, 2012I took part in my first organized trail event last weekend. Auckland’s “The Dual.” I decided this would be a perfect training run for the Routeburn Classic so I ran the 4km from home to catch the ferry. I figured the 4km warm up, 21km trail race and 4km warm down would provide me with a nice tidy 29km training run. I still have a few weeks to tweak and get prepared for the Classic. I plan to hit the hills as often as possible in that time. I thought my preparation was right on track. Now, I realise I am not so sure. Bloody nervous!!April 16, 2012So, two weeks to go. I am excited, I think. Another reason why the name of this famous track no longer entertains me probably comes down to the fact that I am so intimidated by this run that I actually tense up a little bit when I talk about it. So anyway, the day is almost upon us. And just like all the marathons I have competed in in the past I am experiencing self doubt about training and whether or not I have done enough. Or more specifically, whether or not I have done enough of the trail training required. On the plus side, I went out for my final big run on Friday. 34km round the streets and roads of Auckland. I felt fit and fresh. I am carrying no niggles. My feet are in great nick- I currently am the proud owner of 10 healthy toenails. And my right knee, the one that was operated on last June to take out a piece or torn cartilage, is feeling better than ever. And for the first time in my life I have the nutrition side of things sorted. It’s ot something I have ever paid too much attention to. The night before a marathon I’ll usually go out for tea and get something loaded with carbs, just a usual size portion though. Then the morning of the run my typical routine has been to have 2 pieces of vogels toast with lots of honey on, a banana and Powerade. Then during the run I’ll drop a few carboshot gels and drink whatever is on offer at the various stops. So that’s where things are at. I’m rambling. I tend to do this when I get nervous. Once I get on top of my active over-analytical mind I reckon I’ll be sweet. So, that is the Routeburn Classic eh?May 2, 2012“Shit, I think I have bitten of more than I can chew” I recall saying to myself in the early stages of the Routeburn Classic. And I mean the real early stages, like 20 minutes into the run. As a life-long road runner who was having a crack at trail running for the first time I was expecting hills and some tricky terrain to negotiate. I just suppose I was not really anticipating hills that long or that steep, or terrain that technical. Biting off more than I can chew seems to be something I have a habit of doing this and my time on the Routeburn track gave me plenty of time to soul search about this character flaw of mine, this eternal “she’ll be all good” attitude. You see, without doing much more research on this run other than watching a couple of you tube clips, I reasoned that if I can handle a 42km marathon on the road then I could handle a 32km run off the road. Using a mathematic formula based on nothing more than a hunch I determined that I would be fine if I trained for a 42km road marathon. This trail run was a whole 10km shorter so even will the hills of Routeburn I should still finish with a bit of petrol in the tank. What can I say but, what a learning curve. I was wrong. I AM AN IDIOT. The training I did was woefully inadequate. I got off the road and onto the trails aroundAucklandas often as I could in anticipation of this run but, to be fair, there is NOTHING aroundAucklandthat could adequately prepare a first timer for the Routeburn classic- Not even the most challenging trails of the Waitakeres come close. I ended up hobbling to the finish line in 4 hours 24 minutes, making me closer to a “rooster” than a “horse” in the time groupings (sigh). Also making it the longest run I have ever been on in my life. And there I was sitting at the briefing at TeAnau the night before with visions and expectations of being a “leopard” or a “hare.” Again, using a mathematic formula based on nothing more scientific than I hunch. I figured that if I can run 32km on the road in 2 hours 20, adding an extra 40 minutes to that time should be plenty enough to allow for the hills and terrain of Routeburn. Once again, I was wrong, I am an idiot. Now, here is the funny thing- despite all of this I LOVED IT! I loved everything about it; the views, the pain, the difficultly, the camaraderie, the early start, the long bus ride, the cold Speights at the finish, everything. But especially the beer. I got to meet some really cool people. Including a bunch of inspirational pensioners who I road the bus with from Queenstown to TeAnau. I think their names were Mark, Hodge and Graham (my memory is probably worse than these guys). These blokes still get amongst it and do these endurance events. They don’t train as much anymore, they just do runs and events they enjoy. I could not think of anything more rewarding, quite frankly, than being in my mid 60’s and still being about to run 32km in the mountains. I joined these guys for tea at a place called Moose’s in TeAnau the night before the run. Me with my plate of spaghetti carbonara while these guys all got greasy fish n chips. Brilliant. I thought they were mad but I was in no position to pass judgement- one of these guys had done the 60km Kepler challenge 17 times- if he wants to eat a big plate of greasy takeaways as his pre race meal who the hell am I to stop him? On the run there were numerous periods of walking on my part. I have never been shy of hills, I love them. But some of these inclines on Routeburn are so steep they are just taking the piss, it is nature and Evan McWhirter having a laugh at the competitor’s expense. The plus side of these stints of walking was that I got to look around and pay attention to my surrounds. I’ve never been a tramp guy. Quite frankly, the idea of spending a few days walking in an area with no cell-phone coverage or wi-fi gives me heart palpitations plus I start to get a nervous tick if I go for more than a day or two without seeing a sign for a Westfield mall. Add to that the prospect of sharing a smelly bunk room with a bunch of snoring foreigners and you pretty much have described hell for me. But after running Routeburn I think I now get it. The reward for the walkers of these tracks is the views which are unreal. It is a part ofNew ZealandI had only ever seen before in photographs inside books and on postcards at airport bookshops and on my nana’s fancy place mats. But back to the run, so after the first 20k’s which felt like about 15km of that was inclines! The fun part came, the 12km to the finish which was predominately downhill. This should have been fun, a chance for me to get my long skinny legs working, a chance to make up some time and tear past a few people. None of those scenarios actually took place! In fact, the downhill’s proved even tougher than the uphill’s for this wide eyed rookie. From road running long distances I have developed a skill of getting myself into a zone of, I suppose, concentrating on not-concentrating, in order to help pass the time. With this run I had to focus on each step as it came. Which was a pisser, because it meant I missed admiring some beautiful scenery. But if I risked looking up instead of down I would very likely suffer a bad fall. If I’m being honest, I thought I was caning the downhill’s. I felt like I was a nimble goat gracefully bouncing from rock to rock with speed and agility. Then, the runners started passing me, one by one by one and I realised just how technical these tracks are, and just how un-technical I am! I got passed more on the down’s than the up’s which was humbling. The clincher was when I heard a soft voice from behind me; “Passing on the right.” She was very soft on her feet and appeared from out of nowhere. I moved over to allow this runner to pass and it was a lady who must have been in her early 60’s. She then FLEW past me and bounced down hill. Very well aware of the gap in our ages and physicality, I did my best to keep up but my effort was futile. And within a minute or two she was out of sight never to be seen again. In fact, attempting to keep up with this skilful old duck delivered a timely warning that I had to pay my dues and learn the ropes- I rolled my right ankle with about 10km to go. I experienced a sharp numbing pain in my right ankle that shot up my calf muscle. I could still run, well, hobble more like. But I was in a shitload of pain. After 4-5 minutes the pain subsided a bit and I knew I would still be able to finish. As much as I love helicopter rides I did not really fancy being ‘that guy” that was airlifted from the track with a sore ankle. I kept running on the sore ankle without too much discomfort but every now and then my right foot would land on a bit of an angle and I would get a lightening bolt of pain up my right side. Before I could see the finish line I could hear a muffled public address system with about 1km to go which was encouraging. I have never been so pleased to see a finish line…or a bottle of Speight’sSummitfor that matter. After a couple of hours at the finish just taking stock of my day, the things I had seen and the lessons I got taught. I managed to scab a ride back into town with Kate, a fellow competitor, and her family. This is not something that would ever happen at the end of a city marathon. Ever. I got to ride in the front with Kate’s husband, Philip. While Kate rode in the backseat with their 3 kids. We stopped off at Glenorcy for another beer then continued the road trip back to Queenstown. My legs ached, my ankle throbbed, I worried about whether the injury was serious or not (it sure looked gnarly), I smelt real bad and had dry salt caked on my face. But I could not help but smile. What a day. Like a famous Austrian action movie hero once said, I’ll be back. And, who knows, maybe next year I will be a leopard or a hare. But one things for certain, I won’t be going into the run just assuming I will be a leopard or a hare. It will be a label that is hard fought and earned. |
Big Bird goes live..February 23, 2012I hope this finds my fellow runners and keen beens alike, well. I’m excited to be blogging for the Classic….cheers Ev! Me – this is my second Routeburn Classic and I am in LOVE with this event. A combination of motivated, awesome running friends and strings of epic long runs have really started to instill my love for being out in trail. I’m no elite and never will be…nor do I try to pretend to be a runner I’m not. I plod along! I left Christchurch last year to move back south to be closer to family and have somehow landed on my feet in a dream location in Wanaka with all the trails I could think of…literaly on my back doorstep. Very fortunate to have this area for training grounds thats for sure! Well I’m sure more will come out about me during the course of blogging anyway. Race day draws ever closer…toenails are getting looser, miles increasing steadily (along with my hunger! I’m sure I am not alone here!) and the mild hope that my performance this year race day will be a great improvement on last year. I hadn’t trekked 32km in one day through a steep, technical trail last year and with all the quakes happening in CHCH where I was living, I spent too much time on the flat, not enough time in the hills. An external factor that could not be helped. I also completely bombed out with my electrolye intake (yuuuuuuck way too much sweet, not enough water!)….rookie mistake Michelle!! Something I didn’t give a heap of thought to last year but this year I will not be as silly! There will not be a nauseous, semi disorientated Michelle reaching the Harris saddle. No sir. Loads of improvements to make, lessons to learn and fun to have in the meantime. Happy running and reading Melting in Central!February 27, 2012Pre-planning mistake today…..long run planned after work and as I was getting ready for work I overheard the weather forecast – fine, expected over 30deg. Meaning in my language – ‘increasing amounts of pain and suffering on the run, resulting in breaks of sunscreen dripping into the eyes followed by collapsing into a crumpled heap at the finish’! Its funny how when you get into the long mileage, a day that is seemingly attractive weather wise to others, can seem like you’re planning to run on the sun or something equally as HOT! I’ll still get into it tonight…muscles should be well rested after resting two solid days and walking last night. Always a challenge to fit in life’s events in with training. I travelled to a beautiful location for my friends wedding on Saturday. Alarm this morning for work was beyond horrible. We all know weddings are very good for treat food and good wine! One of my friends from school’s father I found out has entered in the New York Marathon later this year! Had a great conversation at the wedding with him about real people and their training. We swapped plenty of laughs and tips. I’m so envious of him doing the New York…I had only been reading about it the night before in my Runners World. I have a feeling its going to be a good week for training (bar the heat!). I struggled with motivation the two weeks prior to last Wednesday’s great run in the rain. Since then I’ve felt much better and remembered that pain and discomfort are temporary….and lining up small rewards for myself (like favorite foods and sleep ins) is super effective! Also one of my close friends has asked me to be her pacer for the Northburn Ultra race in a months time. Crazy, awesome, inspiring time it will be for sure. Absolutely buzzing and cannot wait to be part of Virginia’s journey Happy Monday to all – hope everyone made the most of their weekend and explored some trails! Bumps in the road…..March 1, 2012Bumps in the Road Tail end of another chanllenging weekMarch 9, 2012Well what a crazy couple of weeks it has been. Go the life juggle!! I’m sure every single entrant in this race can relate to trying to fit everything in and prioritize training. What I have found hard recently is motivating oneself to get out there after a full day at work. I think the chances of me rising early to run outside in the dark are slim to none because 1. The dark I don’t find particularly inviting at 5:30-6am – I am actually scared of my own shadow and the imaginary noises and movements I tend to make up, and 2. I am tiiiiiiiiiiired! My phone is lucky it survives five working days a week going off with the alarm. I admit when it goes off ( I do have it set to a nice relaxing tone – but lets face it – its an alarm – ITS IRRITATING!!) I would quite like to have a hammer beside my bed and go smash smash smash, look at my phone like ‘yes that’s right, I just won’, and go back to sleep. Like old times..March 12, 2012I am topping up the old stores with cups of tea and wine biscuits and looking over at my bag, hoping it will unpack itself from a quick fire three nights and two days in Christchurch over the weekend. I definitely have the ‘vacant stare’ tired going on today and will more than likely spent the next two hours deciding whether or not a walk or run will help the tired feeling or make it worse. For now…jug is on! Autumn is well and truly here!March 20, 2012Slipping into my compression tights for second night in a row to sleep in , it is becoming more and more apparent I am reaching the business end of the training journey for the Classic this year. Before I continue..if you have compression tights and get sore from your long hilly missions, don’t knock sleeping in compression gear till you try it. Ah. May. Zing! Tightness in my quads seems to be holding on for dear life no matter how much Anti Flam and stretching goes into them. Time, patience and a Body Balance class tomorrow I feel is in order. Last week was a challenge. I need to crank up my juggling a million things at once skills once again. Or possibly just say no to more? Who knows. I did get to laze about and catch up on domestic things and most importantly, I made Saturday afternoon a nice 21km return hike/run up to Isthmus Peak and back. Thankful for the two extra layers I took as up high that wind was crazy, blustery, knock you off your feet kind of stuff. I love my moments up the top. Such clarity. Nothing much matters to me when I’m sitting on top of a hill or mountain and happily munching on my hard earned scroggin that I may or may not have started eating halfway up. I wish it were my day job. Both missioning up hills and eating running treats like Power Cookies and scroggin! I think I only have time for one decent run mid week due to other commitments this week. Then Saturday through till later on Sunday, its ultra marathon time, my sole focus making sure Virginia gets through her 160km in one piece. It will be a challenge for us pacing and supporting but I am beyond excited to get out on that Northburn course and get all star struck with these big runners tottling about!! I think it is just going to amp my Routeburn excitement up another notch really. Also something something completely unrelated which I just found HILARIOUS. Sitting at my desk at morning tea time trying to complete some more work before I have a break…stomach grumbles a couple of times. Second time, my workmate hears it and said it sounds cute! Hahahahaha didn’t know there was such thing as a cute tummy rumble Best feed the machine. Enjoy those autumn colors forming on the trails! Taking it all inMarch 29, 2012Had an awesome, crazy time this past weekend at the Northburn100 Ultra Marathon! Strangely enough, watching ultra runners slogging it out, some being ambulanced off the hill hasn’t out me off climbing hills, sometimes in less than ideal conditions, or attempting the bigger mileage. I sadly didn’t get to pace my runner (and good friend, Virginia) on the final 60km of the 160km course – poor thing took a wrong turn in the middle of the night on her second 50km loop. Her husband and I had a couple of very nervous hours trying to figure out where she was (headlight was dimming and she was expecting to be back at base starting third loop, where the extra set of batteries were) with two badly sprained ankles. She had also stopped for about 20min which we were very concerned about as she had been going about 18-20 hours by then and the weather was atrocious, very very bad. Snow, the works. So a very tired Virginia sitting down thinking a rock might be quite nice to sleep on, started to ring high alarm bells. wheeee – taper incoming!April 4, 2012So I’ve been putting a fair bit of thought on how I have improved this year’s training and lead up to the Classic. I have put so much more time into climbing mountains and so thankful for this paradise I am living in this year to be able to do so. Well aware there are a lot of people out there that aren’t as privileged and have to travel some distance to get to a decent hill or track. Real world is going to sting tomorrow..April 9, 2012I don’t want Easter to be over and I could definately get used to a four day weekend. Speaking to friends yesterday we agreed that full time work gets in the way of many a thing in a runner’s lifestyle…..unfortunately working is required to live! Setbacks & sunny days..April 17, 2012Not how I expected to spend my 27th birthday yesterday (even though it was only going to be a standard work day anyway!). Holed up at home with a bung back having already seen a sports masseuse and chiropractor. Definitely improved since the appointment but I have a few more visits this week. Waving a sad goodbye to my pay packet! As my good friends have consistently reminded me, health is in the end irrelevant to price when things get bad. A timely reminder. I learned some interesting things about my neuromuscular system and have more exercises to do at home. That moonboot from November’s injury has a lot to answer for in my book!!! Mid this afternoon I decided to take today with a pinch of salt and turn my day around. Sat outside looking at the beautiful garden, made myself a coffee and ate feijoas and a crème egg. Prior to that I was being the worst housebound injured person ever. Pouting, watching Dr Phil and pacing around my house even though I should have sat still with my back. Final free bird weekendApril 20, 2012Rather intensive week with a chiropractor this week! Probably not the most ideal thing I’d like to be doing one week out from the Classic, but this guy is good and knows his stuff. Things would probably be ten times worse at this end of the week had I not been told by a sports masseuse to go straight to him as soon as I could on Monday. Turns out the moonboot from December just keeps on giving! In fact a very generous gift of an out of line pelvis and spine not feeling and looking the way it should. Thank you moonboot, too kind! I see him three more times before race day next week. Wallet feeling more like a pitiful coin purse! That’s the price we sometimes pay for our health, no regrets there. 1 sleepApril 27, 2012One sleep!! Half a day of work to go then a drive to Queenstown to meet my two close friends who are also running the Classic, then we travel to Te Anau together. Can’t wait for the roadie through a beautiful part of the country. Then the run over the mountains into home! Nerves not too bad. I think I’ve been quite preoccupied with work this week and trying to get rid of this daft pain! Its ridiculous, in fact I’m still outraged my body would deal to me like that in my final couple of weeks leading into the race. I’ve worked so hard so hopefully I don’t run out of steam. Much more clued up on watering and fueling this year so I guess that has to count for something. In one piece!May 1, 2012My second Classic done and dusted. 4 minutes shy of last year’s time (Ev sorry for the F bomb at the finish line when you told me what time I’d come in at – haha!) but dang I don’t know if I had much more in the tank this year. How lucky we were to have another pristine day in the mountains. I listened to the rain on the roof in Te Anau the night before and wondered how we’d all fare up there and how ground conditions would be. But it turned out pretty ok really! I secretly want it to absolutely crap itself at least one year I do it so that I can really challenge myself. |